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This was Sporked’s favorite energy drink. Libra: Zevia Zero Calorie Energy Raspberry Lime Credit: Liv Averett / Amazon See? Reign is productive! (Also, I was speaking metaphorically, please don’t kill your birdies, Virgos). Reign energy drink has electrolytes in it as well as caffeine so you can kill both your energy and hydration birds with the same insanely caffeinated (300 mg!) stone. Virgos are some of the most productive people I know.

Related: The Best Red Bull Flavors Virgo: Reign Energy Drink Credit: Liv Averett / Amazon Red Bull has undeniable main character energy as do most Leos, and is thus the perfect pairing for our lovely, dramatic, passionate, fiery, Leos. What is the first energy drink you think of? Many would say Red Bull. Related: The Best Monster Energy Drinks Leo: Red Bull Credit: Liv Averett / Target The Monster branding gives it an edgy feel, but don’t get it twisted-this stuff is deliciously, deeply sweet and fruity. You know what else has a hard, badass exterior but actually tastes very much like sweet mango juice and abundant hidden emotions on the inside? Juice Monster Mango.

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Related: Best Sugar Free Energy Drinks Cancer: Juice Monster Mango Credit: Liv Averett / AmazonĬancers have a hard, unemotional shell and like to protect their innermost thoughts and emotions from others. Point is, Celsius makes the time fly by, just like the company of Geminis 🙂 Secondly, one time I drank part of a Celsius and became so wired (at my very corporate job, right before a very important meeting with an exec, mind you) that one of my coworkers thought I was on something much stronger than caffeine and was too scared to mention it to me until I brought the moment up months later and talked about the Celsius I drank and she was so relieved we didn’t need to have a much tougher conversation. First of all, be nicer to Geminis, they are doing their best. I know what you are thinking, Celsius isn’t crazy enough for Geminis. Related: The Best Yerba Mate Gemini: Celsius Sparkling Orange Credit: Liv Averett / Amazon

That’s right, Taurus is specifically the glass bottle yerba mate, because, despite its 140mg of caffeine (~1.5 cups of coffee, it gets the job done), the bottle maintains the calming aura of tea with its single fruit/herb flavor names and unassuming, unchaotic presence. Conclusion: The most calming energy drink is the tea-based one that comes in a calming tea-looking glass bottle package. Related: The Best Monster Energy Drinks Taurus: Guayaki Yerba Mate (glass bottle) Credit: Liv Averett / Walmart This is well known to be one of the single best tasting energy drinks and Aries loves to be the best, so why not give the people what they want? A perfect Pipeline Punch personality pairing to help our Aries friends take on life with all that zest we know they possess. Aries: Juice Monster Pipeline Punch Credit: Liv Averett / Amazon So read on to find out whether your sign makes you a red bull, a rockstar, or a straight-up monster (energy drink). See what we did there? Of course you do, you intuitive Pisces, you. People say astrological signs often determine a person’s energy, but we here at Sporked reject that notion and instead believe that, actually, astrological signs determine someone’s energy drink.